Bleeding Piles

OK here they are:
1.Jonny Blazer and Blaze vs. Nelsito and Perro Aguayo
Perro starts with some high flying moves on Jonny.Nelsito tags in and hits the face buster but Blaze comes in and hits the scissor kick.Nelsito and Jonny are down.Jonny tags Blaze in and Blaze pulls Nelsito away from Perro.He hits the scissor kick for the win.
Winners:Jonny Blazer and Blaze
2.Zach “The Gladiator” vs. LT Smash vs. The Texas Stud.
LT Smash gets a chair out as soon as the bell rings and nails both me.He repeatedly hits them with it.Then a new addition to the EAC roster comes out with a chair and beats the crap out of LT.Then he beats the rest of the men.
He says his name,is BLUE HAWK.
Winner:NO CONTEST
3.Alex Sabin and Dwight Lablue vs. Demise and Redrum,falls count anywhere tag team match.
Alex Sabin does a flying cross body on Demise.Redrum gets out a chair but Akex kicks it into his face.Dwight hits a rock bottom on Demise and then a GTS on Redrum.Alex sets Demise on the announce table.He gets out a ladder.Dwight is repeatedly hitting Redrum with a chair.Redrum is bleeding.Alex does the 450 splash off the ladder onto Demise through the announce table.
Winners:Alex Sabin and Dwight Lablue
4.Corkscrew K2N vs. Krowe vs. Ninwii vs. King Kliff vs. Brian Hardwick vs. Justin vs. Kid Skills,steel asylum match for a contract to face the hardcore champion after Tag Torture
Corkscrew hits a diving headbutt on Ninwii to start the match.He then hits the trouble in paradise.King Kliff throws Justin against the cage.Krowe hits Brian with a choke slam.Brian hits the RKO on Ninwii.Corkscrew starts to climb the cage but Kid Skills pick him up and hits the AK47.Corkscrew is bleeding.Justin sets Ninwii upside down on the cage and starts hitting him with a chair.Corkscrew hits the 450 splash while VERY high on the cage{to the point where he was almost upside down} on Justin.Justin hits the Canadian destroyer on Kid Skills.Kid quickly recovers and hits a reverse canadian destroyer on Justin and then hits Krowe with a AK47.He quickly climbs to the top and escapes.
Winner:Kid Skills
5.Joey Cena and Risky Buisness vs. The Siberian Wolverine and Chris Charisma,winner goes to the 5 man tag match to face the champions for the tag titles in the champions vs. contenders match.
Chris starts by hitting Joey with a unprettier{not his finisher}.He then starts to use some high flying moves.He goes for a flying cross body but Joey catches him and triple FUs him.Chris tags out.The Siberian Wolverine hits a spinning unprettier but Joey tags Risky in.Wolverine goes for another spinning unprettier but Risky reverses and hits the risky bomb.
Winners:Risky Buisness and Joey Cena
Event1:Mike Adam’s music hits and he announces he is unveiling his new title.He announces the title is to be called… THE BRITISH TITLE.
He unveils it and it has a British flag on it{like the U.S title}.
6.Aj Hart,Barry Hart,and Cameron Hart vs. Ammo Riderz,Dustin Spade,and Extreme Princess,6 man tag,it is a STEEL CAGE.
All people start brawling.Cameron puts Pricess in the 1/2 legged boston crab.Aj Hart hits the spike pile river on Rider.Dustin goes for an RKO but Aj reverses and AJ and Barry hit the Canadian Xchange.
AJ Hart starts to escape and makes it but Barry and Cameron dont make it.Cameron hits Princess with a chair.Cameron escapes.Dustin hits the piledriver on Barry{stealing his finisher}.Dustin escapes.As soon as Dustin escapes Shaun comes out and hits Dustin with a chair.The Siberian Wolverine comes out and announces that Shaun will have 2 matches at the ppv.He will also face Dustin Spade in a ladder match!
Both men leave.Princess escapes while Ammo holds Barry back.Ammo gos for a ammo reload and hits it.He starts to escape when a man in a mask comes ou and pushes him in.The man hits the pile driver on Ammo.Barry Hart escapes.The man takes off his mask and he is KING HART!
All of The Hart Legacy raise each others hands in victory.
Winners:The Hart Legacy.
Part 2 coming soon.
WQ:AJ Styles or Randy Orton?